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I heard something once about if you are caught swearing, they had a way to cover all the offensive language but the one I remember is FUCK…. What if you accidently blurt out FUCK in a public place?
Lets give the example of church; if you are in church, pta, anywhere that language of that nature should be avoided, and you forget to avoid it for an instance, you can add "eddabout it" to the end.
as an example, the paster tells you that your son just dropped a dog turd in the holy water, and you grab your son and start to yell FUCK… and then swiftly add the following “eddabout it" (fuckeddabout it) You may sound a little like an old style Italian mafioso, but you successfully managed to cover your vulgar Faux Pas
funny stuff! lol
Here is another example of getting yourself out of the trouble your big mouth causes: This one brought to my attention by my good friend Tim the dentist in Des Moines IA.
A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
The young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce and there is no way of selling just “half”.
The man is persistent though and insists that the manager should be spoken too.
The boy says fine and proceeds down the hall to the manager’s office where upon walking in he exclaims: “Some asshole wants to 
buy half a head of lettuce.’ As he finished his sentence, he turns to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, ‘And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.’
buy half a head of lettuce.’ As he finished his sentence, he turns to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, ‘And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.’The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way with his half of a lettuce head..
Later the manager said to the boy, ‘I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?’
‘Canada, sir,’ the boy replied.
‘Well, why did you leave Canada?’ the manager asked.
The boy said, ‘Sir, there’s nothing but whores and hockey players in Canada.’
‘Oh Really?’ said the manager as he leans close to the boy. ‘Well my WIFE is from Canada.’
To which the boy immediately replied: ‘Really? that’s awesome sir, which team did she play for?
The moral of this story is, ummm, errr…. I guess it’s “you can get yourself out of anything if you are clever enough”
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